WHICH STRAINS YOU SHOULD SMOKE ACCORDING TO YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE
March 21 – April 19
You’re ready to get some important shit done and don’t fear seeking help if you need it. Just remember to keep a clear head and do you confidently. Granted your friends may be by your side, but get yourself a sativa like Jack Herer to be by your side whenever you need her. She’ll keep your mind active and your mood ready with energy. Your actions will be rewarded near the end of the week following some minor obstacles. Just remember, they’re minor for a reason, you’ve done enough this week, so enjoy your weekend with a relaxing indica like Bubba Kush with some dope homies or keep it self-celebratory.
April 20 – May 20
This week may be hard for you, Taurus, you just can’t let anything get to your mind. Stand your ground and stand tall when people come to break you down. You can hold your own and show them you don’t care how they affect you with a hybrid like Pineapple Express that’ll keep you calm during the frustration and confusion, but still aware of your surroundings and capable to deal with them. By the weekend, things will settle back to normal, so get yourself a sativa and get out of the house. Go enjoy your weekend with your favorite people and Sour Diesel to keep only happy vibes around you.
May 21 – June 20
You might be looking for an answer that needs a lot of research and investigating. Don’t worry, you’ll get your answer eventually. You need the truth about something and when it’s ready, it will arise, but don’t stop investigating and doing your work. Get some extra, fun help with a sativa like Green Crack to keep your energy going and your mind focused. Take in others opinions and perspectives about this topic, as you learn more this week, you’ll notice things becoming much clearer regarding you and your future. Spend the weekend thinking deeply about all the information you’ve gathered with a hybrid like Mango Kush to chill you out and keep you destressed, but also in a positive state of mind.
June 21 – July 22
If there’s an issue in your life that keeps distracting you and taking over you, then it’s time to deal with it head on, Cancer. It’s unhealthy to let this thing control you, you just need to bring out your inner confidence to deal with it; believe you can and you might just surprise yourself. If you’re having troubles finding that Cancer confidence, then try a sativa like Alaskan Thunder Fuck that’ll get you care-free in the right way. By the end of the week, take a minute to yourself, or a day for that matter. Get an indica like 9 Pound Hammer and just enjoy some solitude. Pop in a good movie, order your favorite food, and just chill out.
July 23 – August 22
Don’t let people mistake your standards for arrogance, it’s not your fault you know what you want when and how you want it. Some people can’t even figure out what they want for dinner. However, it’s not a bad idea to maybe open up to new things and become for flexible with what you want. Try Kaboom, a sativa that’ll get your adventurous and fun side going. By the weekend, you might find yourself drowning in research about somebody in specific, so get a hybrid like Lemon Kush to keep you relaxed and still in the mood for some at-home work. All the pieces will fall into place eventually.
July 23 – August 22
You might surround yourself with so many crafting tools, but the best tool you can use is your creativity and imagination. You’re thriving in your projects and you’re getting positive feedback, so keep it up with a sativa; Maui Wowie will keep your creative side flowing. If you’re a single Virgo, all this attention could lead to possible romance, so keep your eyes peeled. By mid-week, you may find yourself bored in your usual ways, so find a way to alter your daily routine and spice it up a bit. Get a hybrid like Sherbert, to help you figure out what you can do to better your days. By the end of the weekend, a good friend might be looking to you for some support, so find a way to show it to them and if you find someone being critical with you, then just walk away. It’s irrelevant.
August 23 – September 22
Are you feeling imbalanced, Libra? That’s so not you, so why do things feel a bit off? No matter what’s happening around you, you seem to still be caught up in the past, and the only way to move on from that is romance and some weed. You need something new and exciting to distract your mind and bring you back into life. Get a hybrid like Cherry Pie to help you get back into reality in a pleasant way. Find beauty in your days and by the weekend, you might find yourself in the midst of chaos or in lust. Either way, be in the midst of something with an indica like White Rhino to keep you fully relaxed and sweet.
October 23 – November 21
You’re a go-getter kinda person, so when you’ve got something on your mind you want to get, then there is absolutely nothing that can stand in your way. Nothing is impossible. Keep this confident attitude up with a sativa like Vortex. Though your mind is in the right place, make sure to still be appreciative of what you do have surrounding you. You may run into an obstacle at home, but it’s a minor bump on the road that you can drive right over. However, you mind find yourself conflicted with a difficult situation by the end of the week, so get a hybrid like Lemon Skunk to take away any unnecessary stress and help you find a good, new way to deal with your obstacle.
November 22 – December 21
You find a lot of joy in music and art, but you also find a lot of joy in paying next month’s rent, so it’s time to be a tad bit stingy with your spending. There are other ways to surround yourself with the things you love, you can get creative with a sativa like Sunshine and see where you end up. You’re capable of finding new ways to satisfy your needs or urges. Another way is by talking to strangers, listen to their stories. Endless stories from interesting people could lead to new ideas and new knowledge. Let your mind take in what it wants with a hybrid like Golden Goat to keep you relaxed, but still attentive and interested in the next story telling.
December 22 – January 19
You’re surrounded by luck right now and people keep asking how, but the truth is that you’re just a hard worker, not a lucky person. Nothing has come easy to you and your closer surroundings know that. Your days are full of love and support, and that positive energy is the perfect motivation you needed to start a new change in how you work. Figure out your new method with a hybrid like Fire OG to keep your mind having a good time with its imagination, but to also give your body a nice break. By the end of the week, everyone just wants to be like you cause you’re the smart one, the fun one, the creative one; use this to your advantage and then get an indica like Kosher Kush and knock out this weekend.
January 20 – February 18
You can never tell what people’s pure intentions are and it might be confusing to you as to why the things around you keep happening. The fact that you’re thinking about the way the world operates might keep you ahead of the game. Keep your mind calm and collected with a hybrid like Original Glue. Near the end of the week, you might surprise yourself with a tiny discovery that motivates you to find more minor, but highly positive results. Stay busy this weekend with what’s keeping you enthusiastic with a sativa like Strawberry Cough.
February 19 – March 20
You’re well aware that you’re the perfect leader for a very unorganized group and you might unwillingly fall into this position. However, don’t be discouraged by this because you know deep down that there might not be anyone else better suited for the job. Go forth on this journey with a hybrid like LSD to keep you thinking on the beneficial side without any anxiety. You’re the kind of person who wants to change the world, but the world’s a pretty big place, so starting small might be more ideal for now. Take up exciting, new challenges with a sativa like Super Jack and focus on doing some small gestures to help better the place that surrounds you.