Weekly Stonerscope – April 29

WHICH STRAINS YOU SHOULD SMOKE ACCORDING TO YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE

Aries

March 21 – April 19

It’s a very productive week for you Aries and you’re about to get so much done, so get on a sativa to keep that rush going. Be careful of snacking throughout the day, your mind might keep your mouth busy with some snacks, but Green Crack is a good strain for both focusing and not getting hardcore munchies. The rest of the week is all good fun and healthy competition, so stay busy and surround yourself with love and happiness. By the weekend, switch over to an indica like Mr. Nice cause you deserve to rest and chill the hell out this weekend.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

Confidence and security is thriving in you right now, so it might finally be time to open up to someone about your feelings. Do so with a hybrid like AK-47 to help you find your utmost happy comfort zone and talkative side. Unfortunately, you may not receive the positive responses you were looking for and might get too caught up in yourself to care for your surroundings. Don’t let this get to you because by the weekend, your week will be all about positivity, good music, and lots of fun; enjoy your weekend with an indica like Blue Mystic to get you in the rhythm of your favorite mellowed-out beats and out of your head for a while.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

You’re focusing on your future, so why are the people around you being so negative? Maybe they’re just in a bad mood because they’re not doing as well as you are finance wise. Take care of the negative situation with an uplifting hybrid like Sour Kush. Luckily, by midweek your surroundings will be filled with interesting and intellectual conversations and nothing to do with how much money you’ve been making. End the week with a sativa like Jack Herer to get you in the mood for a productive weekend.

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

The pressure is on and the next few moves you make are pretty crucial and fragile for your future, so get wise and reasonable, Cancer. Get a sativa like Sour Diesel to keep your mind fully awake and your decision-making honest and happy. The next few days will feel unbelievable and amazing, so enjoy them as much as possible. Your energy is blooming, so treat yourself to something you badly want and desire. By the weekend, switch over to a hybrid to come back down from that glorious rush; Juicy Fruit will still keep your mind focused on the future, but will chill you out and put you in an excellent relaxing mood.

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Let your sensitive side out this week, it’ll make you humbler and appreciative towards your surroundings. It’s a good week for a nice high from a hybrid like Blue Dream to keep your happy vibes and your honest side out and open. The week will continue to be glorious and loaded with loving friends and friendly gratitude. During the weekend, switch over to an indica and do some self-reflecting, White Rhino is a good strain to keep you active for incomplete house tasks and provides happy and relaxing thoughts.

Virgo

July 23 – August 22

This week is about finding that motivation you’ve been lacking, but you’re looking in the wrong places. Try gathering a group of people, whether they’re friends, colleagues, or family, and seek your motivation through them. Enjoy your gathering with a hybrid like Cherry Pie to get everyone giggly, relaxed, and social. Before the weekend, your assistance might be needed by someone not as professional in your field as you are, but you enjoy helping people learn more. The weekend is full of self-improvement and clarity, so smoke a sativa like Silver Haze while you organize your things and your mood will be at its happiest.

Libra

August 23 – September 22

It’s a part of life for things not to go as planned, so don’t beat yourself up over this. Instead smoke a hybrid like Purple Diesel to get you cheered up and just be appreciative of the little things that surround you, like a friendly face or the beautiful nature that’s blooming right now. You can enjoy yourself in many other ways, dear Libra. Midweek you’ll find joy and comfort in the people that surround you, then you’ll find it in your creative rhythm that naturally flows out. This weekend, get an indica like Purple Kush and try to focus on listening rather than talking, but nothing with complaints or negativity, just light and good hearted conversations and then end the week with a sleepy Sunday.

Scorpio
October 23 – November 21

You can get what you want when you want it while doing the bare minimum, it’s a skill and talent you possess dear Scorpio. So continue doing what you’re doing with a hybrid like Gelato to keep up your energy and still keep you feeling luxuriously comfortable. By the end of the week, you may be thinking of requesting something from a superior authority, but don’t! Just continue doing you, maybe try another delicious hybrid like Bubble Gum with some friends to chill out properly this weekend.

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

There’s someone you’re trying desperately to figure out and vice versa. Well it’s finally time to dig deep, Sagittarius, and get philosophical with them over a good smoking session with a hybrid like Alien Walker. Good fortune might surround you by midweek, distracting you from reality, but just remember to stay grateful for what you have. The week will remain positive and is a good time for your creative juices to flow out and go on a journey maybe. The weekend seems to be somewhat opposite since a specific peer is standing in your way and making things slightly harder than they should be. Cope and deal with this with Green Candy, a relaxing sativa to get your mind active and stress level low.

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

It can be frustrating wanting to be anywhere else than where you are right now, but it’s a part of life and you have to face your issues with confidence and with a sativa like Cracker Jack to better shift your mood and get your productivity going. By the middle of the week you may be surprised by someone’s actions, someone you thought you knew, and you’re going to get exhausted and drained from all the wants people are demanding from you. However, switch over to an indica and enjoy your weekend with Vanilla Kush. A great strain to get you relaxed, stress-free, and happy.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

You’re very quick on your feet and organized, but in order to stay that way everything around you has to be organized as well. You hold a lot of responsibility this week, so stay on top with a sativa like Astroboy for extra focus while still remaining in a positive working mood. This will also help you reach a creative solution to a problem you’ve been dealing with. Before the weekend, switch over to a hybrid like Blueberry Haze and smoke it out with some friends, it could lead to some cool imaginative ideas, but remember to stay skeptical of all your surroundings because you never know what people’s true intentions are.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

Romance and affection is the main theme for you this week, so get with your romantic partner or interest and do something creative with a fun and giggly sativa. Maui Wowie will get you in the imaginative and loving mood, so go on an unusual date, no movies or dinner, just go out and explore together; the more creative, the better. By midweek, you may feel like you’re living a fantasy because of all the love and excitement your partner surrounds you with. Try to stay in tuned with reality, with a hybrid like Sherbert to get your mind thinking productively and your mood still tingly and enjoyable. Say yes, no questions asked, to any strange ideas that may arise this weekend.

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