Weekly Stonerscope – April 22

WHICH STRAINS YOU SHOULD SMOKE ACCORDING TO YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Positive vibes are all around and your mood is so glorious right now, so stay up in the clouds with a delicious hybrid. Your week might slow down it’s pace, so be your blooming and sweet self with Double Dream for those long days. The weekend, however, will go by extremely fast filled with productivity and good energy, so get on a sativa like Sour Jack to get you ready for anything.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

It’s important to check out your options before making any final decisions, Taurus. Remember not to go with your first choice, just be patient and picky with a hybrid like Jet Fuel. No Pressure, no stress. The rest of the week is filled with happy days surrounded by good company and appreciative things. Enjoy the weekend with a good sativa to get your mind and body in a creative mood. Smoke some Jack Diesel with some friends and maybe do some shopping.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

You don’t have to isolate yourself when you have a problem, dear Gemini, trust in the people surrounding you, they know way more than you think. Find a way to express how you’re feeling with a hybrid like Green Dream to open you up and get your talkative side out comfortably. Before the weekend, you might need to dig deep into yourself to figure out what you need and figure out a solution to any issue. Try to enjoy your weekend with an indica to get your mind relaxed happily with no worry or bad thinking. Bubba OG will get you in some good, loving vibes.

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

A lot of flashbacks seem to appear this week and you can’t help but go back and relive those moments in your head. Enjoy those memories with a sweet hybrid to keep everything still pleasant and spiritual. Jack Frost will not only put you in a good mood, but will also get those creative juices flowing and going for the rest of the week; also enjoy this strain with some good friends. Switch over to a sativa for the weekend; Venice OG will get your adventurous side out and get you energized for productivity.

Leo

July 23 – August 22

A lot of communication and conversation is surrounding you, so keep your mind open for any perspective changing. Get yourself a hybrid to get you through work faster and happier; Lemon Drop will also keep your thoughts positive and concentrated on work. Before the weekend, you may be considering all of these luxurious things you want to dive into, but instead dive into an indica. Smoke some Shishkaberry with some friends to bring your goal oriented and dreamful sides out.

Virgo

July 23 – August 22

Stay focusing on your long-term goals rather than your short-term goals; it’s irrelevant what has happened now, instead think of the future with a good, light sativa. Sugar Plum will get you in a thinking mood and cheerfully social. This strain will also get your energy up and productive for any tasks you feel ready to accomplish. By the weekend, switch over to a hybrid like Red Dragon to get your weekend full of giggles, adventure, and relaxation. Do whatever your little heart desires this grand weekend, Virgo.

Libra

August 23 – September 22

Take some time out of your week to spend with someone you want to spend time with, get yourselves a hybrid like Green Queen and go on an adventure together or talk to each other, what you do it’s entirely up to the two of you. Your mind seems distracted with thoughts of the people in your life and things might get jumbled up, or messy. Get yourself a sativa like Alice in Wonderland to find some inspiration to spark your creativity and show you how to appreciate all that you have in a kind and loving matter. By the end of the weekend, awesome ideas will be pouring out of you, so get ready.

Scorpio
October 23 – November 21

It’s not the right time to deal with your issues how you usually would, Scorpio, even with your good intentions. Instead get a hybrid, step away from the conflict, and move on with the day, otherwise things might get messy. Be patient with Stardawg, it will not only relax you from any complications, but will also help you find a way to figure out the best solution, and that might mean you have to do some compromising. This weekend, turn over to an indica and get super chilled out and ready for whatever life wants to throw at you, but stay bold and content with Obama Kush.

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

You find joy in turning the things around you into a game or competition to figure things out; it’s very creative, so keep it up with a sativa. Panama Red will also help you throughout the week when you need to take a step back and do some reevaluating. This weekend is going to keep you wicked busy, too busy for any social life, so get on a hybrid to have fun while working hard. White Fire OG is a good strain for focus and uplifting vibes.

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

The beginning of the week seems to revolve around family in your mind, so why not find a way to reach out to them or talk. Do so with a hybrid to get you comfortable, but positively talkative. Alien Walker will also get your mind on the creative thinking side, so treat yourself to a mini road trip or journey sometime this week, you deserve you time. By the end of the week, call up your good friends and get an indica like Pot of Gold to just chill out and get back to reality with.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

You may be feeling rather different at the start of the week, but not in a bad way, more of an openly spiritual way and it’s showing in your actions or words. Stay up in those vibes with a hybrid like Chronic to keep your mind active, but your body feeling tingly and relaxed. The week will continue on with self-discoveries and internal soul-searching, almost like you’re meeting a stranger, but don’t be taken aback by this, instead embrace it with an indica to get you deep down and centered. Cookies Kush will also take away any negativity, stress, or depression, so stay happy and lovely this weekend.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

Everything seems sort of out of place or messy and it’s hard to know what’s going on, but you can handle this well with fun and with a sativa. Super Jack will get your mind rethinking in the right tracks and your energy up and ready to face all the confusion. Get creative and enjoy yourself during the week with either a good homemade meal, a nice book, or express your thoughts in drawing or writing. Turn over to a hybrid before the weekend; King Kong will get you self-loving, relaxed, and adventurous for whatever it is you choose to do this weekend.

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