Weekly Stonerscope – April 15

WHICH STRAINS YOU SHOULD SMOKE ACCORDING TO YOUR WEEKLY HOROSCOPE

Aries

March 21 – April 19

Let the start of the week be adventurous and spontaneous with a sativa like Cracker Jack to keep up that high positive energy. Everything the universe sends your way this week will be beneficial to you in some way, so keep up your creative and open mind with that sativa. Your reputation and work is on your mind before going into the weekend, but it’s all positive vibes especially when sudden success comes your way. However, you might want to switch over to a hybrid, because what goes up will always come down and we don’t want you falling too hard. Get a strain like Sour OG to keep your mind away from worry, but your mood still happy and positive.

Taurus

April 20 – May 20

At the start of the week, say no to anyone asking you for money or trying to get you to spend some extra cash. Remember you don’t owe anyone favors Taurus, so handle this well with your exquisite charm and the help of a hybrid. Get yourself some Cookies & Cream to keep you content with your decisions and your mind open for any luxurious things you might want; such as traveling maybe. Near the end of the week, switch over to an Indica to destress from other people’s lives. Enjoy some Mango with some close and supportive friends this weekend.

Gemini

May 21 – June 20

Your relationship with someone very special in your life, either a loved one or a close friend, is booming and excelling, so bask in the glory of it with a sativa like Bay Dream to keep up those affectionate and positive vibes. With this sativa, you’ll find yourself being able to positively control your destiny only to find out by midweek that you don’t even know what you want. Luckily, your future is unpredictable, so turn over to an indica for the weekend. A strain like Vanilla Kush will keep your mind active in case any advice is needed from you and will also put you in a dreamy mood.

Cancer

June 21 – July 22

Your week is starting off with low energy and what you need is a sativa to get you active and ready for any social interactions. Throughout the week, you’re going to feel like you want to be alone and enjoy your own time away from people, but pull through with Green Crack till the end of the week. Before the weekend hits, get yourself an indica and bring back down your mood with happy and self-loving vibes. This weekend, find comfort in Watermelon and in being active alone, but if you happen to be surrounded by people this weekend, then aim for interesting conversations rather than emotional ones.

Leo

July 23 – August 22

Don’t get ahead of yourself with the desire to do something wonderful, but extreme. Instead, think about what beautifully extreme thing you would want to do with a hybrid like Jack Frost to keep all your options open without implementing anything. By midweek, you’ll find happiness in your health and in the ability to help your friends when needed. Before the weekend, switch over to Deadhead OG, which is another hybrid that will keep you patiently ready for any issues or questions that need a solution, Leo.

Virgo

July 23 – August 22

As much as you’re trying to be on top of things right now, it seems like your efforts are wasted and aren’t working, but don’t get so overwhelmed by this, dear Virgo. Give in to whatever negativity you think is surrounding you with a hybrid to keep you calm, but also happy and giggly with Dr. Who. Once you give in, the mental exhaustion will fade away and your focus will turn towards someone you adore this week. Before you know it, you’ll be back in control of your life and you’ll even find some friends struggling with a similar issue you went through at the beginning. Enlighten them and destress them with a sativa like Cat Piss.

Libra

August 23 – September 22

Your week is thriving with big ideas, great communication skills, and a lot of balance, Libra. Unfortunately, what goes up must always come down and you’re the one bringing yourself down. Get out of your delusional head and stop reviewing the past with Juicy Fruit, a hybrid to make sure you remain balanced and positively social. By the weekend, you might seem edgy or jumpy, but that will come with new and tingly romantic vibes. The weekend seems wicked busy so make sure you get on some Vortex, a sativa to keep that energy thriving and mind thinking productively.

Scorpio
October 23 – November 21

Things seem to be going very well right now and you can’t help but question it. Instead of wondering why, just enjoy it with a sativa to keep your positive mood up and your thoughts away from questions. Get yourself some Jack’s Cleaner. By the middle of the week, you manage to find a middle ground between two people who don’t usually get along with each other. Your weekend might include some family related emotions and discoveries, so get a hybrid to keep your emotions up in the best way possible. Enjoy the weekend with Jillybean and maybe just go talk to someone or play a game with them; just have a chill weekend, Scorpio.

Sagittarius

November 22 – December 21

Your week is surrounded by friends who know exactly what you need, they’ll fill your days up with laughter, pride, and joy. In return, Sagittarius, express how you feel towards them in however way you feel is the most appropriate. Get a sativa like Sugar Plum for creative, giggly vibes and for keeping your energy up for your admiration responses to your friends. You’re a curious cat and you want to know everything about anyone, so before the weekend arrives you might find yourself learning some new stuff from strangers. Let your mind wander through others’ lives with Chemdog, a hybrid to keep you mellowed out and very attentive as well.

Capricorn

December 22 – January 19

Sometimes putting limits on ourselves is what makes us feel more free. Capricorn, it’s time to clarify what your future goals are and how you plan on achieving them; keep in mind it might feel like those goals are impossible to accomplish, but with a sativa like Hawaiian Snow, your mind will remain positive and energized, so your path and goals will become clearer by midweek. By the weekend, you may be in a talkative mood and that’s fabulous, but try not to ramble on too long about your future plans with people you barely know. Try Incredible Hulk (another great sativa) and be productive outside of the house this weekend.

Aquarius

January 20 – February 18

You’re on top of your game with your best team right behind you every step of the way, and you’re leading with pride and gratitude. However, you still seem to run into some complications midweek, but don’t let this discourage you, sail smoothly through the week with a sativa like Galactic Jack to keep your mind on the go and your mood ready for anything negative. Before the week ends, those complications will drift away just like that and you’ll notice much brighter and fresher days surrounding you. By the weekend, a friend or acquaintance might need your assistance in something and you’re not one to say no, so help out a friend with a hybrid like AK-47 to keep your energy up for whatever the favor is, but will also give you your relaxed weekend that you initially wanted.

Pisces

February 19 – March 20

You may be picking up on some things you do unintentionally and it can be pretty tiring to always keep track of them, but stay aware of your peers, your tone in giving opinions, and knowing between wrong and right this week. Stay on top and well-worded with a sativa like Sour Diesel to get you through, maybe even turn over to a friend by midweek just to release some more stress and anxiety. During the weekend, you might find it difficult to concentrate on some stuff, but honestly just relax this weekend with a hybrid. Blue Widow is a good strain to get you focusing and relaxing, find happiness in the simple things and give your voluntary help when you feel you want to, Pisces.

 

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